Week Ten - "By the Time You Read This..."

“By the Time You Read This”

Week Ten, Journal Two

By the time you read this.....

*two magazines will have arrived along with various bills collecting in the mailbox.

*2 twelve-packs of beer will have been drank, the cans strewn around the living room, no one bothering to pick them up.

*20 hours worth of shows will have recorded on the DVR and gone unwatched.

*The smoke from the marijuana will have escaped underneath the door, prompting Miss Mathis to call the apartment manager.

*A female fan at the Coldplay concert, having reached the limit of her capacity for excitement, will have fainted and had to be carried out on a stretcher.

*Someone will have eaten the last piece of salami in the refrigerator, leaving it absolutely devoid of anything edible.

*Across the globe, a newly retired man will have just arrived at his hotel in Maui and been handed a Mai-tai and his itinerary for the start of the rest of his life.